Zelda: A Link to the Past WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss

The version of Link we all know and love from "A Link To The Past" turns out to be kind of a douchebag. Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: Get the song from this video wherever digital music is sold/streamed! Also, I MADE A PARTY GAME FOR CONSOLES! It’s called "Use Your Words," it’s now available for all current consoles/Steam/the Wii U, and it’s fun! More info at https://useyourwords.lol Art and animation by Rizatch!    / rizatch   Check out my entire discography at https://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Also, follow me on Twitter?   / brentalfloss   ------------------- LYRICS: Things were bad, I won't lie, you were you were all gonna die, But you’re alive because...I kick ass! So you’re welcome, I guess, either way I’m the best I’m the Link, who’s the Link to the past! There’s a bunch of Links Each of us distinct But I’m the best I am number one Look how fast I run And I’m really fun Guess I’m just blessed Yes, I saved Light and Dark Worlds Zelda too, and like six other girls My quest was epic and long As is my schlong! I bring bad guys to their knees No, no, no, no…no autographs, please I’m a gift, to you from the gods I’m the shit! And quite fit! Just admit: You want my babies! You’re like “Wow! Sacre Bleu, we were deep in poo poo, but Link showed up and voila, we were free!” You were lost, stuck in bed, you were basically dead, But you’re all alive because of me! So you’re welcome, no prob, yeah I did a great job But I just did what you woulda done That’s a joke, obviously! No, it had to be me I’m the Link who’s the Link to the past… And my wiener is vast You’re all saved at last, I kick ass.