So Much CHAOS!! | Mississippi Squirrel Revival - Home Free | Reaction/Analysis

Support the original video/artist!    • Home Free - Mississippi Squirrel Revival   Support me on Patreon!   / mortius   Grab some Mortius Swag! https://tinyurl.com/Mortius-Merch Check out my Editor! https://tinyurl.com/KaleighsCorner Join the discord community!   / discord   Aaaand support this video you just watched by liking, commenting, and subscribing. See y'all next time! Intro: (0:00) Reaction/Analysis: (4:26) Outro: (14:47) Lyrics Well, when I was kid, I'd take a trip Every summer, down to Mississipp' To visit my granny in her antebellum world I'd run barefooted all day long Climbing trees, free as a song One day I happened catch myself a squirrel (a squirrel) Well, I stuffed him down in an old shoebox And punched a couple holes in the top And when Sunday came, I snuck him into church I was sittin' way back in the very last pew Showin' him to my good buddy, Hugh When that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk (totally nuts) What happened next is hard to tell Some thought it was Heaven, others thought it was Hell But the fact that something was among us was plain to see (plain to see) As the choir sang "I Surrender All" The squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls Harv leaped to his feet and said "Somethin's got a hold on me. Yeow!" The day the squirrel went berserk In the First Self-Righteous Church In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula (Pascagoula) It was a fight for survival That broke out in revival They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah (Hallelujah) Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin' Some thought he had religion, others thought he had a demon And Harv thought he had a weed eater loose in his Fruit-Of-The-Looms He fell to his knees to plead and beg And that squirrel ran out of his britches leg Unobserved, to the other side of the room All the way down to the amen pew Where sat Sister Bertha Better-than-you Who'd been watchin' all the commotion with sadistic glee Well, you should've seen the look in her eyes When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs She jumped to her feet and said "Lord, have mercy on me" (Lord, Almighty) As the squirrel made laps inside her dress She began to cry and then to confess To sins that would make a sailor blush with shame (there once was a sailor filled with shame) She told of gossip and church dissension but the thing that got the most attention Was when she talked about her love life And then she started naming names! The day the squirrel went berserk In the First Self-Righteous Church In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula (Pascagoula) It was a fight for survival That broke out in revival They were jumping pews and shouting Hallelujah (Hallelujah) Well, seven deacons and the pastor got saved And twenty-five thousand dollars got raised And fifty volunteered for missions in the Congo on the spot And even without an invitation There were at least five hundred rededications And we all got re-baptized whether we needed it or not Now, you've heard the Bible stories I guess Of how He parted the water for Moses to pass All the miracles God has brought to this ol' world But the one I'll remember to my dyin' day Is how he put that church back on the narrow way With a half-crazed Mississippi squirrel The day the squirrel went berserk In the First Self-Righteous Church In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula (Pascagoula) It was a fight for survival That broke out in revival They were jumping pews and shouting Hallelujah (Hallelujah) The day the squirrel went berserk In the First Self-Righteous Church In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula (Pascagoula) It was a fight for survival That broke out in revival They were jumping pews and shoutin' Hallelujah (Hallelujah) They were jumping pews and shoutin' Hallelujah (Hallelujah)