Run from the Wizard | D&D Tavern Drinking Song [Fantasy Folk / Bard Music]

🍺 The Bard speaks... "She walked in small, she walked in proud — and by the third cup, the whole tavern was hers. Nobody could stop the gnome wizard. Nobody tried twice." — Songs of a Bard ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📜 LYRICS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Run from the wizard who's had too much mead! She'll hex your boots and she'll charm your steed! One more cup and the tavern's on fire — Run from the gnome with the magical ire! She walked in small, she walked in proud, Ordered three rounds and sang too loud. Her pointy hat was askew by two, Her spellbook soaked with a honey brew. She raised her staff and squinted one eye — "I meant to do that," she said with a sigh. She tried to cast a simple light, Turned the innkeeper's beard snow white. She laughed so hard she fell off her stool, "Still smarter than you — I just bend the rules!" The barkeep tried to cut her off, She turned his ale to cotton fluff. The bouncer lunged — she cast a spell, Now he's a frog and doing well. She raised her staff and winked at the crowd — They cheered her name, they screamed it loud. One! Two! Three! Four! She's casting spells on the tavern floor! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Too late to run — it's already too late! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Songs of a Bard is a fireside corner of the fantasy world, where original bard songs and epic folk tales bring adventurers together — one song, one mug at a time. 🍺 Best Enjoyed With • A cold mug of mead in hand • Your D&D session background music • Solo TTRPG adventures • Fantasy game streams • Anyone who's had one too many spell slots 🎶 Style & Atmosphere ◦ Celtic folk / Medieval tavern ◦ Comedic & rowdy drinking song ◦ Gnome wizard chaos energy ◦ Crowd stomping & chanting ◦ Fantasy bard storytelling ❓ Question for the party: What's the most chaotic thing a wizard in your party has ever done? 🤖 Music and visuals created with the assistance of AI. #DnDMusic #TavernMusic #FantasyMusic #BardSong #DrinkingSong #CelticMusic #RPGMusic #TTRPGMusic #MedievalMusic #GnomeWizard #FantasyFolk #SongsofaBard #DnD