[Parody] The Hogswatch Song - Parody of 'The Christmas Song'

http://debsanderrol.com Errol: Huge fan of Pratchett here. :D We had to do this song! You may be wondering why this song has no reference to any of the main characters in the "Hogfather" book itself. This song is meant to be a carol within the Discworld universe itself. Thanks to @cinwicked for his help with the lyrics, and to @angrykem for help and being awesome! LYRICS ====== Pork pies roasting on an open fire Jack Frost drawing on windows "Bells of St. Ungulant" being sung by a choir And sausages strung up with little bows Everybody knows an oak tree dressed up in a pot Helps to make the solstice bright Gifts from Crumley's for the aunt you forgot While also saving turnips, for tonight. They know the Hogfather is on his way Expecting meat pies and some sherry to make him stay And every Disc-born child is going to try To see if apple sauce can make those piggies fly! And so I'm offering this porcine phrase Before the old year becomes new May the sun rise til the end of your days Happy Hogswatch to you