I / Me / Myself - Will Wood Cover

funky.s is the type of guy to get one transphobic comment and immediately break hiatus to cover the funny gender song on trans day of visibility original:    • I / Me / Myself   tutorial: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/... my art:   / funky.s.art   my discord server:   / discord   lyrics: [Intro] Doo-wop, daba doo-wop, daba doo-wop, daba doo, meow meow meow Doo-wop, daba doo-wop, daba doo-wop, daba doo, meow meow meow Ahhh, sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Ahhh, meow meow meow meow [Verse 1] I've been feeling lightheaded since I lost enough weight to fit back in my skin Flower petals and feathers tether me to the ground, pound for pound Take my tea with formaldehyde for my feminine side since the day that I died While I whittle my bones until I'm brittle, am I pretty now? For some reason I find myself lost in what you think of me And too confused to choose who I should be And now you've got me thinking [Chorus] I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend Am I pretty enough to lie to? Oh-ah-oh I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend Just little old me in a big, big world, oh-ah-oh Ah, little old me in a big world Ah, I wish I were a girl [Verse 2] I've been feeling lighthearted since I gained enough weight back to c-c-c-c-cover my bones I get dressed up in shadows one leg at a time, we're so alike But if the shoe fits, then I won't try it on You'll be walking out early, but the show must go on No, I know that I'm wrong But I love how you're on my side when I cross that line It's been a point of contention between myself and this body that they stuck me in The privilege of being born to be a man And now you got me thinking [Chorus] I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend Am I pretty enough to lie to? Oh-ah-oh I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend Just little old me in a big, big world, oh-ah-oh Ah, little old me in a big world Ah, I wish [Bridge] Lately I've been wishing I were 5 foot 5 weighing 99, wearing thigh highs, hi guys Say my name like a slur, but I've been called worse And I've heard it all before, no this isn't a first, ah Oh would you please objectify me? I'm-a just a hunka hunka burning self-loathing I am quantum physics, my witness brings me into existence [Chorus] I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend Am I pretty enough to love back? No, not yet I wish I could be a girl, and really, I'd prefer it if you would use I/Me/Myself Am I pretty enough? Am I pretty enough to fucking die? Ah, little old me in a big world Ah, well I would give you my whole world Oh, little old me in a big world Ah, I wish [Outro] All identities are equally invalid Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it? All identities are equally invalid Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it? All identities are equally invalid Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it? All identities are equally invalid Don't you think that there's a chance that you—?