Mate, I'm putting a spy cam in your room" – Darren and Gary are getting a flat! | Episode 45

The big news is finally out, people! Darren and Gary are officially moving in together. What could possibly go wrong? Darren’s already planning on installing surveillance, so we’re placing bets now on who completely cracks up first. Before the domestic bliss (or chaos) begins, the boys are tackling the hard-hitting issues: Glasgow's New Look: Why we need to bin the current city layout and just model Glasgow entirely on Boston. The Tartan Army Takes America: Visualising the absolute carnage of Scotland vs. Haiti, and the Tartan Army taking over the streets of Boston. Two-Wheeled Terror: The absolute menace of cutting about Glasgow on electric bikes. Battering into Grannies: (Exactly what it sounds like, pure chaos). Plus, Darren gives a wee recap of his latest comedy gig and shares a mental health update—thankfully, his sanity is officially on the mend after the trauma of Banger-gate. To settle a debate, Darren rings up his cousin—and British Featherweight Champion—Nathaniel Collins, to get the definitive answer on who would actually win in a street fight. And finally, Gary takes us down memory lane with a brutal confession about his first DVD release. Turns out, he accidentally signed the plastic shrink wrap instead of the actual cover... 500 times. Standard mental behaviour from start to finish. Tune in! Listen now on all major platforms. Don't forget to subscribe, leave a review, and let us know in the comments who is moving out first! 🎟️ LIVE SHOW TICKETS Don't let Darren relapse. Grab your tickets for the second Glasgow live show on June 20th before they are completely gone! 👉 https://www.sec.co.uk/events/detail/g... 💛 SUPPORT THE PODCAST ON PATREON For exclusive bonus content, early access, and to keep the lights on, support us on Patreon: 👉 patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a 5-star review.