Мам, я всё оформил у нотариуса! Трешка в центре теперь твоя, завтра выпишем "эту"! Рапортовал муж.

"Mom, I've got it all done at the notary's office! The three-room apartment downtown is yours now, we'll evict this idiot tomorrow!" the husband reported. He was already feeling like the boss of Moscow, but when he learned exactly what kind of power of attorney he'd signed at the notary's office, he simply sank to the floor and clutched his head.