PLAYTIME TOYS Ranked by how likely they'd KIDNAP you with "FREE CANDY"
Now that Poppy Playtime Chapter 4 is out, I decided to make a ranking. But not the traditional "best to worst" kind no no no, here's every Poppy Playtime character ranked by how likely they would be to try and offer me candy in a sketchy white van (from least likely to most!) Thumbnail art by: Goodboy984 (Gb984) TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 0:24 - Would not (37-25) 2:14 - Would try and give up (24-21) 2:57 - Would succeed (20-6) 4:52 - FINAL FIVE 5:45 - Outro
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Ranking Poppy Playtime Monsters By How Survivable They Would Be IRL
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WHAT'S INSIDE A WUGGY? (The REAL Science behind Poppy Playtime's Monster)
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TOP 8 INDIE HORRORS that'd be SUCH AWFUL ROOMMATES you'd rather they just kill you
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IF POPPY PLAYTIME TOYS WERE HUMAN (Chapter 4)
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POPPY PLAYTIME ALL CHAPTERS (1-4) ✨RETOLD✨ OFFICIAL DIRECTOR'S CUT - FERA ANIMATIONS
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How Does Lily STILL Have Her Original Body?
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Poppy Playtime Memes
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Can Dipper and Mabel Survive Poppy Playtime?
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What ACTUALLY Happened to The Smiling Critters?
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Which Poppy Playtime Toys Could You REALISTICALLY Survive?
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ALL of Poppy Playtime’s Cut Content (Chapters 1-5)
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TOP 8 INDIE HORRORS that would be... surprisingly good roommates??
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Why Some Poppy Playtime Toys Can't Speak
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POPPY PLAYTIME MEMES 4
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The Unused Content Of Poppy Playtime
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NO TheftKing, the Russians didn’t steal Poppy Playtime
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The Experiments Who Left The Factory Scott Free
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I Ranked EVERY Poppy Playtime Monster By HORROR...
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Who Had the WORST Death in Poppy Playtime Ever..
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