PLAYTIME TOYS Ranked by how likely they'd KIDNAP you with "FREE CANDY"
Now that Poppy Playtime Chapter 4 is out, I decided to make a ranking. But not the traditional "best to worst" kind no no no, here's every Poppy Playtime character ranked by how likely they would be to try and offer me candy in a sketchy white van (from least likely to most!) Thumbnail art by: Goodboy984 (Gb984) TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 0:24 - Would not (37-25) 2:14 - Would try and give up (24-21) 2:57 - Would succeed (20-6) 4:52 - FINAL FIVE 5:45 - Outro
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TOP 8 INDIE HORRORS that would be... surprisingly good roommates??
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Most Disturbing Crimes in the Poppy Playtime Community
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The Weirdest Speedruns in Poppy Playtime...
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The Minecraft Void is Not Infinite
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"Nobody Likes Overpowered Villains"
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Why Current Mascot Horror ABSOLUTELY SUCKS
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I Ranked EVERY Poppy Playtime Antagonist By HORROR...
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