[TAS] Pokemon Crystal Clear 2.0 BABY, Any% Glitchless in 34:56.1 (RTA), by Stan?

The story of the world's luckiest trainer, A. He stumbled blindly into Cerulean Cave, captured the first thing he saw, and proceeded to carve a path of feathery destruction across the land. All opponents were deftly outmaneuvered, and none were able to withstand the brutal onslaught of critical hits. In less than 35 minutes A stood victorious atop Mt. Silver, his final foe having disappeared mutely in shame.