Playing Saints Row: Decanonized

Today we're playing Saints Row... The New One, well I like the old ones but that means very little right now. It's a crime sandbox with the worst criminals (and characters) I've seen in a good while, it's fun to pick apart though so lets do that. Links Patreon: www.patreon.com/tehsnakerer Twitter: www.twitter.com/tehsnakerer Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/tehsnakerer Title suggested by Kammerer SECTION 1: FOUR INTROS AND A THESIS 00:00 1. New Canonising 07:54 2. Three Intros and a Closed Case 08:07 INTRO 1: In Meaningless Res 11:32 INTRO 2: A Rookie Mistake 18:24 INTRO 3.1: Fake Friends 26:06 INTRO 3.2: Faker Threats 32:29 3. Intro Outro SECTION 2: THE GAME 36:02 1. Marshall Bore: Combat 44:00 2. Bland Theft Auto 50:10 3. Side Hustles & Small Hassles 59:45 4. Challenges & Perks SECTION 3: THE SAINTS COME BUMBLING IN 01:01:58 1. The Peter Principle: Set up to Fail 01:08:26 2. The Roommate Code: Drama Denied 01:12:08 3. The Saints Come Bumbling In 01:17:35 4. Santo Illeso: Collectibles & Hidden Histories SECTION 4: FRIENDLY FIRE 01:23:50 1. Mission Imperfect 01:27:05 2. Neenah: Half a Mark for Half an Arc 01:30:57 3. Kevin: Idols and Backlash 01:37:51 4. Eli: Filler Campaigns & Failed Characters 01:46:52 5. Saints Woes 01:55:49 6. Misad-Ventures SECTION 5: THE NAHUALLI 02:05:01 1. The Theftship 02:12:22 2. The Finale 02:19:35 3. The Finale 02:23:48 4. Conclusion