Pork Boy (prod. redMOSK) - King of the Chumps

thank you redMOSK for this wonderful vibe    • [FREE] Boy Pablo x The Cure Type Beat 'Dri...      / @redmoskprod   lyrics: i told the best joke of my life a few seconds ago i'm still waiting for you to laugh i tried it out on your dad when i was waiting outside he said that i was a card and a half i guess the demographic isn't the same i'll have to troubleshoot accordingly you have been texting behind your laminated menu like you don't even care if i see i can definitely see. "of all the chumps in the world, why'd you have to choose me?" i catch a glimpse of your phone screen as the waiter shuffles up to us. she waits for you to speak you don't acknowledge me i'm fine to order for the both of us i ask how david's been, he's healing well (he did a backflip on the blacktop, by the way) you pop your gum and shrug - why are you chewing gum? you know you gave a great review for this place? you know, you chose this place? "is david gonna come and punch me in the face?" my lunch tastes like sharpie fumes since you're doused in his cologne and you drove me here so i can't take off and i'm not just going to leave you here by your lonesome as awful as this day is if you're not even dating him does that still mean i'm the side chick? (i don't mind, i don't mind) if you're not into me (i don't mind, i don't mind) i get i'm pretty particular (i don't mind, i don't mind) and i repeat things (i don't mind, i don't mind) when i don't mean them. "uh, seriously though. does david know where we are? like - he knows our exact location? oh." why did i even get myself out of bed! why'd i think that i was getting somewhere - i don't even know your last name - it's johnson! it's johnson, right? i knew that! but i don't care! but what do i care? i'm here and you're all the way over there. (i don't mind, i don't mind) "what's david's last name again?" (i don't mind, i don't mind) "oh, yikes." (i don't mind, i don't mind) "are you going to take his name when you get married?" (i don't mind, i don't mind.) "that's probably for the best."