ПОЧЕМУ "УНИВЕРСАЛЬНЫЙ СОЛДАТ" — БАЗА? ТРЕШ ОБЗОР

Finally, our intolerant eye has landed on a film that's been a long time coming—"Universal Soldier"! It's the perfect case of Belgian stool-stool Jean-Claude Van Damme going up against renowned Swedish chemist Dolph Lundgren. In this video, we'll explore not only the plot but also some crazy facts about the making of the film: why Emmerich replaced cyborgs with humans, how the actors staged a staged fight at Cannes, and why Dolph Lundgren is a true ghoul. Grab some tea, we're about to begin Markus' trashy review! 00:00 — Who is Universal Soldier? 01:32 — The Making of: Emmerich vs. Cruelty 02:28 — Casting: How Lundgren Became an Antagonist 03:03 — Filming in Nevada and Arnie's Visit 04:08 — Box Office Success and the Cannes Scandal 04:24 — Let's Begin the TRASH REVIEW: Vietnam Flashbacks 06:41 — Frost for Corpses: The Unisol Program 08:04 — Miss Nasosal and the Secret Base 10:50 — The Belgian Pouf Riot 12:51 — Motel Cooling and a Prostate Sensor 16:11 — Dolph Takes Command 19:52 — Visiting the Creator of Frankenstein 21:11 — Bus Chase and the Swedish Somersault 23:22 — The Final Fight: Splits vs. Ear Necklaces 25:44 — Results: Why this movie will forever be in your heart #DolphLundgren #MarkusRull #TrashReview #RetroReview #MovieSins