All About That Base (No Acid)

SUPPORT A CAPELLA SCIENCE ON PATREON:   / acapellascience   Buy this track! https://timblais.bandcamp.com/track/a... A Capella Science Playlist!    • Bohemian Gravity | A Capella Science   Subscribe!    / acapellascience2   Subscribe to A Capella Science:    / acapellascience   Facebook:   / acapellascience   Twitter:   / acapellascience   Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no science fool So you got litmus litmus Well I can turn it blue Make it go boom boom All over the place When all the H+ meet all the OH's Pink phenolphthalein I think that's straight dope Mix in a lipid here And it'll make it soap You want it neutral neutral pH is low Better set up a titration with a strong hydroxyl drop Yeah my lab tech she told me don't worry about your eyes If some acid gets in them we just have to neutralize You know I love me my stomach and all the things it dissolves But my bile duct keeps it from eating my intestine walls Because you know I'm all about that base Bout that base No acid I'm gonna do the math To figure out the ratios to react Stoichiometry yeah that's where it's at And it'll tell you To prepare at least one molar for your strong hydroxyl drop Yeah my lab tech she told me don't worry about your eyes Cause if acid gets in we can fix it with alkalis You know I love me my stomach and all the things it dissolves But my bile duct keeps it from eating my intestine walls Because you know I'm all about that base Bout that base No acid