Nuclear Option - FS-20 Vortex - GBM-500LR - STEALTHY CLUSTERLUCK

In this episode of "How to commit war crimes quietly," we are utilizing the sacred GBM-500LR on external pylons. You might ask, "Doesn't bolting massive bombs to the outside of a stealth jet ruin the stealth?" Not when the military-industrial complex blesses each bomb with a radar cross-section of exactly 0.001. We are sneaking into enemy airspace with the radar footprint of an asthmatic pigeon, allowing us to keep the internal bays stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey with PAB-80s for secondary strikes. Stick around for the grand finale, where the pilot executes a high-speed descent and a "graceful" landing. By graceful, I mean we successfully demonstrate rapid unscheduled lithobraking and sacrifice exactly one wheel to the tarmac gods. Who needs tricycles anyway? Timestamps: 0:00 - Mission Loadout: The 0.001 RCS "Asthmatic Pigeon" Build 0:45 - Ingress & Radar Monitoring (They suspect nothing) 1:30 - Strap-on Stealth: Abusing external GBM-500LRs 2:15 - Target Acquisition & Delivering the Spicy Rain 3:00 - Emptying the Turkey: Internal PAB-80 Dump 4:15 - Rapid Descent Maneuvers (Gravity is a suggestion) 5:00 - Final Approach: Any landing you can walk away from 5:49 - Post-Mission Analysis: Explaining the missing wheel to mechanics