A Whole New Whiff — A Rocket League Parody

This song has been coming for three years, with the lyrics being written back in 2017, but the final product only being made recently. More is on the way, and check out our next parody of I just can't wait to be king-- I mean champ:    • I Just Can't Wait To Be Champ — A Rocket L...   ● Twitter:   / wubdor   //   / cyborg_ninja   //   / kowetasbolas   //   / llexisrl   ● Twitch:   / wubdor   Lyrics: I can show you the whiffs Flipping, aerials, backflips Tell me, champion, now when did You last lose an easy game? I can ruin your rank Tank your stats and divisions, Have some teammate collisions As an awful bronze ranked friend A whole new whiff A new absurdly easy miss No one is back in net I’m so slow that I can’t get back in defense A whole new whiff A scrub so bad I can’t believe Why I would even try To boost this guy I should just stick with my grand champion mates I’m so glad my champ friend’s boosting me Unbelievable whiffs Indescribable vision Boosting out of position Leaving me back in defense A whole new whiff (Do we dare queue back up?) A teammate missing all his clears (Our ranks are going to perish) It’s just a 2v1 Where did he run? I should have charged him more than twenty quid A whole new whiff (Every shot going wide) With new opponents to lose to (Every clear ball is countered) Ball chasing everywhere No time to spare Let me share this whole new whiff with you A whole new whiff A whole new whiff That’s what I’ll do That’s what you’ll do No overtime And you won’t climb Above Bronze two