Andy van der Meyde: the wonderkid gone wild

He was the Everton flop with a penchant for £5 lapdances. And off the pitch, the drunken Dutchman was on a wild rampage through Merseyside’s seedy underbelly. Shandy Andy dragged 15 year olds to strip clubs, had naked scraps with David Moyes and crammed two horses into the backseat of his BMW. From affairs with strippers to dog turds to the face, this is the story of a wonderkid gone wild… ===== Sign up to our free semi-legendary newsletter (and make George happy) at: https://www.upshot.email?utm_source=y...