125: KUMIT۵B (500 Open Stabs Round 5)

The ancient tournament of Kumitab returns as we pit some of our craziest subjects against one another including Colonel Sanders, Kaveh the Blacksmith, and the Magic Eye turtle wearing a bowler hat. Email your closed tab submissions to: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected]) Support us on Patreon:   / 500opentabs   500 Open Roads (Google Maps episode guide): https://maps.app.goo.gl/Tg9g2HcUaFAzX... Continue the conversation by joining us on Discord!   / discord   SUPPORT THE SHOW and get 40% off an annual subscription to Nebula by going to nebula.tv/500opentabs (http://nebula.tv/500opentabs) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell....