Skullspore Nexus Life (Gangster's paradise parody/MTG diss track)

Skullspore nexus gangster as fuck y'all! Red haste players deserve to be kicked to the kurb! After recording I realized that I haven't been pronouncing Simulacrum right, but it doesn't deserve me pronouncing it right As I walk through the Magic: The Gathering Arena I see all the red haste players and they have a small pena (penis) Coz I've been playing dinosaur so much longer than you that even Sam Neil wants an interview I ain't never crossed a blue control that didn't deserve it You better watch out, Tyrannax Rex might be lurkin' And if you comin' at me with the red haste I'll come to your house and turn you into paste All the dragon players think they got a lesson to teach me But if I give my creatures reach, how can they reach me And if they sayin' that Gruul's just a Timmy You better take a look at Simulacrum and the Smithy We spendin' most our lives livin' in the Skullspore Nexus life Whenever your creature dies you livin' in the Skullspore Nexus life Pay 2 and tap it when you fight you livin' in the Skullspore Nexus life We spendin' most our lives livin' in the Skullspore Nexus life Tell me why are we so blind to see That it costs 8 mana but you cast it for cheap Tell me why are we so blind to see That red haste and Simulacrum are poo poo and pee pee