My Lazy Husband (Country) Lyrics in the description

[Verse 1] My husband wakes up late Like he just worked the mine But the man ain't hauled a thing Since nineteen ninety-nine He'll stretch out on that sofa Like a hog in July Then say, "Honey, bring my boots" While he doesn't even try [Pre-Chorus] He's a master of the nap A champion of the pause He can wear out every cushion And still blame it on the laws I said, "Baby, won't you help me?" He said, "I was just about to" (Just about to) Then the dog got up and left him 'Cause even he saw through [Chorus] My lazy husband Born for the recliner My lazy husband A two-step snooze designer He'll chase that remote Like it's love at first sight My lazy husband Works hard at being light [Verse 2] He left a ring in mustard On the good church plate Said, "I'll fix the porch tomorrow" That was three tomorrows straight He can turn a one-minute errand Into a whole day gone Comes back with a candy bar And a story he got wrong He says, "I mow in spirit" With his feet up in the shade And the only thing he's lifting Is the ice in his lemonade [Pre-Chorus] He's a master of the nap A champion of the pause He can wear out every cushion And still blame it on the laws I said, "Baby, won't you help me?" He said, "I was just about to" (Just about to) Then he winked at me real smug Like that counted as the truth [Chorus] My lazy husband Born for the recliner My lazy husband A two-step snooze designer He'll chase that remote Like it's love at first sight My lazy husband Works hard at being light [Bridge] Last Sunday I got stubborn Said, "Boy, you better move" So he carried one clean towel And called it "housework approved" He fixed one squeaky cabinet Then laid down for a week Said, "You wanted progress, darling" Well, I laughed until I wept (Oh, I wept) [Final Chorus] My lazy husband Born for the recliner My lazy husband A two-step snooze designer He'll chase that remote Like it's love at first sight My lazy husband Works hard at being light My lazy husband Yeah, he does it right