You can’t date a poor person | reacting to bad movies

If you love hate Hallmark movies — you watch them religiously but yell at the screen the entire time — you're in the right place. In this video, I hilariously break down and roast the 2014 Hallmark classic(?) Perfect on Paper. We’ve got questionable love interests, bizarre editing choices, a publishing plotline that makes no sense, and just enough passive-aggressive surfer janitor energy to make you question everything. Join me (Alanna!) as I rant, recap, and roll my eyes through this chaotic film — complete with sexy eye stares, lunch montages, and romantic subplots that probably should’ve stayed in the editing room. Whether you’re a Hallmark movie veteran or a curious onlooker, this one's for you. pls subscribe here:    / @talkinghallmark   want more? check out:    • Woman falls in love with an internet troll...   Perfect on Paper: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3630228/... I’m Alanna and I love/hate Hallmark movies. I can’t stop watching them, no matter how painful they are. I've made it my job to recap as many Hallmark movies as possible. Have a favourite? Leave a comment down below!