Promiflash: Könige des Promi-Schrotts | WALULIS

Says as much unnecessary stuff about celebrities as celebrities say about themselves - Promiflash. The online magazine has built a celebrity news empire and become an absolute celebrity octopus. Whether they even have any sources for this, and if so, which ones and what tricks they use to pump celebrity trash into the airwaves every second, today. → We're part of funk! More of this can be found at: ►YouTube:    / funkofficial   ►funk Web App: https://go.funk.net ►Facebook:   / funk   ►Imprint: https://go.funk.net/impressum → More from WALULIS: ►WALULIS DAILY: https://walul.is/daily ►WALULIS // Instagram: https://walul.is/instagram ►WALULIS // Facebook: https://walul.is/facebook ►WALULIS // Twitter: https://walul.is/twitter Celebrities are a thing anyway. They're actually unimportant. I'm just as uninterested in what Günther Jauch sings in his shower as I am in what my neighbor sings in his shower. Namely, only Ke$ha. But if the headline were: "Günther Jauch only listens to Ke$ha in the shower," the world would freak out. Timber, TikTok, and Jauch?!? What? No! NOOOOO! NEVER! BUT YES! Under the— No. Yes! That's what happens inside us when we hear celebrity news. We hijack people, but without all the negative consequences that usually follow when you just stand in your ex's garden for 40 hours in your undershirt and don't blink the whole time. Because reporters do that for us! Even when Angela Merkel goes on vacation with her boyfriend Jochen, it's front-page news! With pixelated photos of our Chancellor getting a hot stone massage. But we've known this unscrupulousness of celebrity journalists since the death of Lady Di at the latest. So, unfortunately, like old news—nothing new. At Promiflash, however, it's surprising how many shameless articles are pulled from celebrity tragedies. When Daniel Küblböck disappeared from the Aida cruise ship, for example, Promiflash published as many articles on the topic within one day as stand-up comedians publish jokes about Berlin's unfinished airport. So, a LOT! Including two articles with exactly the same content but slightly different titles. But at least something happened! Sometimes Promiflash publishes articles about Bibi giving a like on Instagram. Exciting! Who hasn't experienced that? You walk past a newsstand, see headlines like "The area of ​​a rectangle is calculated by multiplying the side lengths," "These six doors open backwards," and "Sweden is still Sweden," and think to yourself: "Wow, interesting!" Because that's exactly what Promiflash stuff has to offer. But in the end, you have to admit, without envy, as always at the end of such a stupid "We make money with senseless bullshit" post - IT WORKS! They make a lot of money with it. Sigh.