The Valley Deep Dive S3 E13: When Did This Become Janet's Show? More importantly, WHY?!

🎙️ SHOWMANCE 🎙️ Welcome back to Showmance, home of the world famous deep dive! This week on The Valley Season 3, Episode 13, Tom Schwartz’s birthday has officially become null and void. Schwartzapalooza limps into another location, where Lala immediately opens the floor for grievances, Danny reacts to questions like he’s being deposed by Congress, and Nia once again attempts to communicate through the revolutionary technique of speaking calmly. Unfortunately, Danny appears to want blind loyalty, not de-escalation, which is difficult when your wife keeps insisting on having independent thoughts in public. Then Zach delivers a full-scale theatrical meltdown, tells Jasmine to sit down and shut up, storms off, and returns moments later to casually announce, “In case you’re wondering, I just had a full meltdown.” Honestly, no notes. That is how you turn a nervous breakdown into a catchphrase and preserve your employment. Meanwhile, Kristen and Luke continue their couples retreat inside the ninth circle of hell, Luke escapes to the ocean with a fishing pole and the haunted expression of a man seeking asylum, and Lala appoints herself Janet’s unpaid defense attorney—despite making arguments she would personally throw into traffic if anyone used them against her. Finally, the group sits down for what Michelle optimistically calls a nice lunch. Within minutes, Nia and Janet are back at war, Kristen begins ranking everyone’s drinking problems like she’s handing out Olympic medals, Janet starts texting from the table, attempts to flee, cries, and calls Jason, while Nia remains seated and calmly points out that running away whenever things become uncomfortable is kind of Janet’s signature move. All of this begs the question... Bravo, is this the show you set out to make? Because we have notes. Happy to forward. Join us as we deep dive The Valley Season 3, Episode 13, where nobody accepts accountability, everyone demands an apology, and the only cast member making healthy choices is Luke’s fishing pole. #TheValley #Bravo #RealityTV #TheValleyRecap #DannyAndNia #LalaKent #BravoRecap S3 E13