Tell 'em They're Your 1st Choice (Even if They're Not)

To tell 'em or not to? Tell 'em. Drop it. Like its hot, even. Written, Directed & Produced by @AndrewNBlack. Filmed by Jen Barnes and Maxim Kaploun. Exec. Produced by MGB. LYRICS: If you get an OCI friend, Cop it like its hot Cop it like its hot Cop it like its hot If your competitions dressed well, Knock it like its not Knock it like its not Knock it like its not And tell 'em they're your first choice, Even if they're not Even if they're not Even if they're not I've got the herbal in my tea and I'm pouring coffee, And I bomb the first one 'cause I really gotta pee Ahhh I'm a fly dude, plus a nice guy See this back pat? See this pink tie? Eligible law student, 20 grand debt That's overdue like gum for that dirty breath The interview: interior like driz-ead The exterior like firetruck riz-ed, I can exercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed, Tell 'em they're your first choice - that's how you get ahizzead Lawyers on the Street send these lawyers with a sheet With a list of names so long it make you wanna play it cheap So don't try to run up on their ear talking all about school n' shhh Cause they heard that shhh Show personality and ask 'em shhh Dont say "I'll think about it." Take the offer Matter fact, tell 'em that you'll work for free, And think before you tell 'em that they're choice #3 If you get an OCI friend, keep it on the low, nobody wanna know, you've got a ways to go If you get an in-firm interview, keep it on the low, nobody wanna know, you've got a ways to go If you get a dinner invite, keep it on the low, nobody wanna know, you've got a ways to go If you make it past that, then you're on the right track, If you played your cards right then they might just call you back I'm a law student, but y'all knew that In OCI mode, yeah I had to do that I keep my cell phone right here in my pocket Strictly set to vibrate - only way to rock it Ain't no other way to interview the way I do, I smile, I nod, I always tell 'em "thank you" By the time they get to us, they know who we are, W-I-N-D-S-O-R If you can't take it, just fake it until you make it, See I specialize in making interviewers elated, Research your firms, ask questions, keep facts, And before you head in, breathe deep and relax Don't lose your hizzay, it's only for a dizzay, Never, ever, flirt with the student recruitizzay, Send out your e-mizzles to fizzirms, and that be iz-all Now head'r back to biz-ed, and wake up for the ciz-all If you've got a fly suit, friend, Rock it like its hot Rock it like its hot Rock it like its hot If your interviewer stares at you, Act as if they're not, Act as if they're not, Act as if they're not, And tell 'em they're your first choice, Even if they're not Even if they're not Even if they're not I've got the strut up in my stride, but my shoe is untied So I blame it on the floor, like "this tile - it really slides" I'm an A student, with a lot of Bs A couple reference letters, and a single C I studied last minute, plus I like to party, So no response from Davies or McCarthy, Close the computer screen and Macleans Magazine, 'Cause everybodys an authority, know what I mean? Oh you got a job, now you wanna talk back? Same position. Half the tuition. Top that. So its all over, now its back to class, If you got an offer, just make sure you pass, But if you got the shaft, that's just fine, too Must I remind you they're only here to find you, Fine wine and dine you, sign you then grind you, So maybe you were better off catching the swine flu Good luck student, this lesson is free, And if it doesn't work for you, come work for me.