Oz: Arnold "Poet" Jackson - Kidnap the president's wife
Arnold "Poet" Jackson played by muMs da Schemer S01E07 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kidnap The President's Wife Without A Plan Kidnap The President's Wife Without A Plan Yeah, I got a plan It's etched with a knife in the center of my hand So I guess I'm gonna have to keep my fist clenched Walk around D.C. in the rain till my wares is drenched Wait for that mothafucka to take out the garbage and do a press conference about what great shape this country's in and when them welfare cuts is gonna begin And when he pat his dog and kiss his wife goodbye, that's when I move in I throw that silly hoe in a headlock I muffle her grill so her screams stop I whisper to her,"Your man ain't here to protect you, baby. He gone." I dial up my nigga Old North Tell him,"Meet me with the caddy on the white lawn." I tossed her in the backseat I covered her head with a black sheet Put the steel to her grill piece Be like,"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna let two shots in your dome piece." Watch her have fits If she don't understand, I'm gonna give the quick lesson in ebonics "I'm gonna shoot you, baby." I take her to my hideout in the low income houses down the street I replace her Jones & Davids with Purple Reeboks on her feet I give her four hungry kids, no job, no ambition, no family support, and a last welfare check I give her crappy-ass Medicade and an ill type of growth growing out the side of her neck I tell her,"Fend for yourself, keep you and them shorties in proper health." And after sufficient time on that hype I introduce her to the crackpipe Yeah I let her feel its soothing effects as she tries to forget about the absence of them checks I make her sell her jewels for it I make her pay her dues for it And then I'll come to her late at night And I'll be like, "Yo, everything ain't gonna be alright, you ain't gonna be able to go quietly in that good night. Peace ain't come till your death be done." And then I'll lead her up to the roof Ha And I'll show her all the shit she don't own I lead her over to the edge And leave her there all alone.

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