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Unfortunately, it's impossible to create something out of nothing, or, conversely, to make something disappear in an instant. I'm sure you've all fantasized about what it would be like if you had such powers, but that's a waste of time. Don't worry. However, doesn't the act of "putting food in your mouth" feel similar to the ability to "make something disappear in an instant"? Of course, the food you eat gets mashed up and absorbed or turns into poop, so it can't be said to have been completely eliminated, but it's hard to believe that the formula: mass of food = weight gain + amount of poop is true. The mass of the food you eat is bound to be greater. In other words, you have the ability to convert the visible object known as "food" into the invisible substance known as "energy." Yay! So, for all you chuunibyou fantasies out there, why not stop fantasizing about "making things disappear in an instant" and switch to fantasizing about "slowly converting food into energy" instead? That's a lot more realistic. (Edited by Mushiken) Hello, this is Tokai On Air. Please subscribe to our channel! Please also subscribe to our sub-channel, "Tokai On Air Waiting Room"!!!    / @tokaihikaesitsu   Purchase merchandise here!! https://goo.gl/YtauZW For business inquiries, please click here. https://www.uuum.co.jp/inquiry_promotion For fan mail, please click here. Tokai On Air, UUUM Co., Ltd., 37th Floor, Roppongi Hills Mori Tower, 6-10-1 Roppongi, Minato-ku, Tokyo 106-6137 [Twitter Accounts] Tetsuya →   / to_tetsuya   Toshimitsu →   / to_toshimitsu   Shibayu →   / tokai_onair   Ryo →   / to_ryoo   Yumemaru →   / to_yumemarucas   Mushiken →   / to_zawakun