Porpoise with a Purpose | EVE Online Mining Anthem

Want to try EVE Online or return to New Eden? Use my referral link here: https://www.eveonline.com/signup?invc... You should receive 1,000,000 Skill Points when you create or link an eligible account through the referral. It may also help support Gaboraah Pirate Radio if you later upgrade through EVE’s official account site. Fly dangerous. o7 The belt’s not gonna mine itself. “Porpoise with a Purpose” is an EVE Online industrial anthem dedicated to the humble command ship that keeps the whole operation running. It may not be the biggest hull on grid, but when the boosts are live, the ore is flowing, and the fleet needs direction, the Porpoise earns its name. A gritty, funky tribute to mining fleets, command bursts, glowing rocks, and the blue-collar side of New Eden. If you fly mining support, boost fleets, or just appreciate the industrial backbone of EVE, this one’s for you. Lyrics: Check your crystals Clear your holds Boosts are green Drones are cold Local’s quiet Scan is clean Porpoise on grid Let’s strip this scene Heave now, lock that stone Lasers sing and drones go roam Small hull, big soul ORE made money out of coal They laughed when I landed, said, “Where’s your barge?” I said, “Watch those cycle times when I start running charge” Two links humming, foreman in the chair Little ship waltzing through vacuum like it just don’t care Not an Orca, not a Rorq, not a capital dream But I keep that sweet boost rolling down the whole damn beam You can flex your Hulk, you can praise your Mack But when the belt gets hungry, I’m the one stacking snacks Who keeps the lasers biting? Porpoise in the black Who keeps the drones all fighting? Porpoise got our back Who says “align” when local bends? Foreman don’t relax Who gets no credit when the wallet ticks? Better pay that tax Porpoise with a purpose, baby, boosting in the belt Little ORE command ship making every laser melt Ain’t no Orca, ain’t no Rorq, but the fleet knows what I’m worth When the rocks start breaking, I’m the foreman of the dirt Porpoise with a purpose, got the drones out on the chew Hold full of trouble and a job to do If the neuts come knocking, boys, you better align first ’Cause this Porpoise got a purpose and that purpose is the purse Got ore in the hold and fuel in the bay Got five miners yelling, “Can you boost all day?” I said, “Heavy water, brother, don’t come free” But they’re too busy counting all the rocks I helped them eat Fleet hangar tiny, but the heart stays wide Tractor beam reaching where the lazy cans hide Drones on the chew, shield reps on standby I’m the little work whale with the blue-collar war cry Clank, clank, boost that vein Veldspar, Kernite, moon-rock rain Spin that belt till the overview’s bare Then warp us home on a miner’s prayer Who ain’t flashy? Still gets paid Who ain’t pretty? Still gets made Who holds steady when the scouts call red? Porpoise says, “Move, or you’re dead” Porpoise with a purpose, baby, boosting in the belt Little ORE command ship making every laser melt Ain’t no Orca, ain’t no Rorq, but the fleet knows what I’m worth When the rocks start breaking, I’m the foreman of the dirt Porpoise with a purpose, got the drones out on the chew Hold full of trouble and a job to do If the neuts come knocking, boys, you better align first ’Cause this Porpoise got a purpose and that purpose is the purse Local just jumped by one Scout says neutral on scan Killboard teeth in system, boys This ain’t no mining plan Cut your beams, scoop your drones Don’t be brave for common stones I can boost your yield, I can hold the line But I can’t save fools who don’t align Align, align, align to home Don’t make your foreman die alone Align, align, don’t curse the burst Greed fills holds, but panic fills the hearse Porpoise with a purpose, baby, boosting in the belt Little ORE command ship making every laser melt Ain’t no Orca, ain’t no Rorq, but the fleet knows what I’m worth When the rocks start breaking, I’m the foreman of the dirt Porpoise with a purpose, got the whole crew singing loud Small ship, fat hold, working under cloud If the rocks keep popping and the wallets don’t burst Tip your booster, miner, put the Porpoise first Small hull, big boost Drones bite, rocks loose Fleet sings, wallets swell Porpoise on grid, boys, mine like hell Artist: Gaboraah Pirate Radio Track: Porpoise with a Purpose #EVEOnline #EVE #GamingMusic #NewEden #MiningFleet #Porpoise #IndustrialCommandShip #SpaceshipMusic