The Innkeeper's Complaint – A Funny D&D Innkeeper Song | Celtic Tavern Music

Every hero saves the world. Nobody pays the tab. Twelve years I've run this place. Twelve years of rangers in my rafters, paladins face-down in my dough, and wizards who think "cantrip" is a personality. Last week a bard sang seven verses about my barmaid. She hit him with a frying pan. Twice. I did not stop her. I have never been prouder. The chimney is a wishing well now. Don't ask. So this is my song. It's got a fiddle, it's got a bodhrán, and it's got the word "grab" in it for reasons I'd rather not explain. Adventurer is not a compliment. — 🍺 SETTLE THE TAB IN THE COMMENTS: What's the single worst thing your party has ever done to an innocent NPC? Be honest. The innkeeper is reading. The innkeeper is taking notes. The innkeeper has a ledger and a very long memory. 🎲 And be honest again: was that YOUR wizard? Confess below. — 🔔 New D&D songs every week at the Mad Tavern. Subscribe, or the barmaid gets your name. — #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #bardsong #tavernmusic #celticmusic #ttrpg #dndmemes #funnysong #dndsong #bardcore #innkeeper — Written and produced with AI (Suno). Every word is mine. Every complaint is earned.