Bathroom Scroll

Bathroom Scroll - Fun dance/pop Lyrics: Phone light glowing in the midnight haze Sittin’ on the throne just wasting away One short video turns into ten Now I’m watching cats fight crocodile men Algorithm knows me way too well One more clip and I’m trapped in the spell Minutes disappear like vapor in the air Still sitting here like I got nowhere I came in here for two minutes flat Now my legs are numb, imagine that Scrolling TikTok on the toilet seat YouTube rabbit holes got me beat Laughing at memes while I lose track of time Bathroom concert at a quarter past nine Everybody thinks I disappeared But I’m just vibing with my phone in here Living my best life secretly Scrolling on the toilet endlessly DIY hacks and conspiracy shows Cooking videos nobody knows Guy with a beard reviewing ancient bread Meanwhile circulation’s leaving my legs dead Ads keep coming, but I still won’t leave “Next video” is all I need Now I know facts about the Roman Empire And how to build a couch from copper wire Door locked tight, it’s my private zone The bathroom’s basically my second home Scrolling TikTok on the toilet seat YouTube rabbit holes got me beat Laughing at memes while I lose track of time Bathroom concert at a quarter past nine Everybody thinks I disappeared But I’m just vibing with my phone in here Living my best life secretly Scrolling on the toilet endlessly Battery low, but I’m still not done Just one more short becomes another one Sun comes up through the bathroom blind I may never leave this place behind Scrolling TikTok on the toilet seat YouTube rabbit holes got me beat World outside can wait for me I’m busy watching stupidity If you need me, don’t ask where You already know I’m in there King of the porcelain galaxy Scrolling on the toilet endlessly