Mr. Bungle - Mr. Nice Guy

The song Mr. Nice Guy from the OU818 Demo, recorded and released in 1989. Lyrics: I sat around, I thought about the things we used to do. It really ment alot to me. YOU mean alot to me. I REALLY MEAN THAT MUCH TO YOU?! Yea... There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you Cuz I'm pottie trained like a great dane Have a nice day Incubus in disguise, lord of the flies A pile of shit dressed up to appetize The main course - degradation a la mode You accept the invitation I know how to treat a lady I'm a fountain of love, like Christ So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole Turbulent ... Whirlpool Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend I think I need a foxy terrier With a capital T, that rhymes with D That stands for derriere To bark for me and keep me company You look so nice With your nose in the dirt You're my puppy Bend over and lick yourself And when you sleep I'm sitting on your chest Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta doo doo Doggie bitch, let me drill my own hole I don't need a seed to grow my dickweed I'm the one you want, the one you get Shit sucking butt fucking nerd I'm a sadist, I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist I shit, you eat my poop, you shit, I eat your poop I shit - an infinite push-pull Hedonism trading fours You scratch my back I'll scratch yours Incubus ... Suck your butts Like Dick and Jane, the K-9 method is fucking insane It's love, it's dog eat dog eat dog With a capital D, that rhymes with tree That stands for pee pee Your knight in shining armor Ain't no nice guy at all I am the devil who's under the skin I hide in the smile and aim for the quim God is my tactic and nature's my game Forget all your opinions baby Because I will always win ... Lesbian O-U-8-1-8 The ritual I urinate chivalry Instinctual Cuz I'm such a gentleman You look so nice With your nose in the dirt