Lemon Demon - "Haircut" Super-Cut (LOL)

"Haircut" is a choose-your-own-adventure song made by Neil Cicierega (aka Lemon Demon) in 2010. It cleverly made use of YouTube's annotation features to embed hyperlinks for each "choice". When YouTube removed this feature, Neil was diligent enough to add the URLs to the description of each video, so if you're a first-time viewer I would highly recommend experiencing this song from the original source:    • Haircut (an interactive-adventure song)  . If you're returning to "Haircut”, or you're just a MINDLESS SHEEP happy to have your choices made for you: I've prepared your slop. Come feast. I was looking for a super-cut and I couldn’t find one, so I made one. There are eight different endings which I haven’t kept in “order”; I hated the idea of watching all four "cut" or "grow" paths in a row, so I staggered them. I wanted to try to make each part’s music transition seamlessly, but I got lazy. Take it or leave it, you wet hog. Timestamps feel obligatory, so I’ve provided them. “A” indicates a first choice and "B" indicates a second choice. I've also named each path after the last "achievement" you get at the end. Hopefully this will make them more convenient for re-watchers while keeping relatively spoiler-free for first-time viewers. 0:00 A/A/A "House Call" 3:40 B/A/A "Dadventure" 7:21 A/B/A "Divide By Hero" 10:59 B/B/A "Winfrey Or Die" 14:40 A/A/B "Gender Man" 18:19 B/A/B "Grizzly Manager" 22:00 A/B/B "Now We're Evil" 25:39 B/B/B "O Yeahhh" All credit goes to Neil Cicierega, of course. I understand the Lemon Demon fanbase is still going strong, but admittedly I haven’t kept up enough to call myself a Cicierega Superfan or anything. Nevertheless, he deserves credit for making some of the most memorable shit I saw on the internet as a wee tot. I don't see "Haircut" mentioned nowadays — at least not much compared to his other major contributions like the Ultimate Showdown or Potter Puppet Pals — so I hope I'm exposing at least a few newcomers to this absolutely ingenious project. Thanks for watching ~ #neilcicierega #haircut #lemondemon #supercut #allendings #chooseyourownadventure #2010s #interactive #compilation #nostalgia #youtube #newgrounds #cicierega