Blonde Blindness | Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan | Episode 371

On this episode, Heather is back in Robin's Basement and ready to take on the chaos of the week.  She has some exciting news about an upcoming live voicemails episode- make sure to take notes on how you can be chosen to chat with Heather.  She has fresh highlights, lashes and is contemplating how a government shuts down.  She chats about life as a tee ball mom as well as her newest internet troll. 00:00 - Intro 04:06 - Updates on Robin 08:31 - TSA Backups 15:09 - Mean DM from Randy 25:14 - T-Ball Mom 37:25 - Car Sales and Girl Dinner 44:01 - Husband Lost the Luggage Check out my tour dates: https://heatherontour.com/ Listen to the Absolutely Not Podcast here: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5wta98p... Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Follow Heather McMahan: ◾Instagram:   / heatherkmcmahan   ◾TikTok:   / heathermcmahan   ◾Facebook:   / thickneckthinankles   Shop all the things in this video: https://shopmy.us/heatherkmcmahan About Heather: Heather McMahan is an actress, stand-up and podcaster (Absolutely Not! with Heather McMahan) whose first special, “Son I Never Had!” (Netflix) debuted in October 2023 at Number 4 and held a top 10 position for 7 days. Her second special “Breadwinner” debuted on Hulu in October 2024. She has also taken to the red carpet as an E! correspondent for the EMMYS, Grammys, and Oscars. #absolutelynot #podcast #comedy #advice