Айсберг ТУПЫХ войн

00:00 Why do people fight over a BUCKET? 00:38 Soviet-Finnish War: Frost, Meat, and Absurdity 02:29 Hitler and the Idiocy of Invading the USSR 04:25 Italo-Ethiopian War 2.0: Tanks vs. Spears 05:50 Greece vs. Italy: How to Lose an Alpine Brawl 06:26 Soviet Afghan Meat Grinder 07:47 Afghanistan 2.0: Now the USA and Bad Again 08:38 Vietnam: "We Thought We'd Win" 09:52 Iraq War: Mission Impossible 10:46 Korean War: One Peninsula, Two Worlds 11:18 World War I: When Everyone Decided to Die 12:01 First Chechen War: A War Without Logic 13:30 Georgia and Russia: 5 Days of Chaos 14:21 First Ethiopian War: Italy Got a Slap on the wrist 15:40 Falklands: What did the British and Argentines fight for? 16:52 China vs. Vietnam: A Communist Fight 17:52 Crimea: Why did the West get involved in someone else's dispute? 19:06 Russo-Japanese: Shame on the Water 20:29 Franco-Prussian: Napoleon III's Mistake 21:21 Indochina: France Meddled Again 22:09 Sudan Massacre 23:22 British vs. Zulus: Spears vs. Muskets 24:17 Yom Kippur: War on a Holy Day 25:05 War Over a DOG (Not a Joke) 25:35 Paraguayan Massacre: One Country Against All 26:01 French Intervention in Mexico: Why? 26:40 Russo-Turkish: Eternal Mess 27:14 WAR WITH EMU: The Birds Won! 27:49 The British in Afghanistan: Round 1 29:06 Napoleon in Russia: "Why Did I Come Here?" 31:19 38 Minutes of War: Zanzibar vs. Britain 31:50 335 Years of War Without a Shot 32:22 Throne of Gold: They Killed for It 33:47 The Chaco Massacre in South America 34:34 Turks vs. Greeks: Episode 1 of 100 35:04 The Indian Sepoy Rebellion 36:02 Anglo-Boer War: "You Were Not Invited Here" 36:28 COD: The Fish Caused the War 38:47 The Pastry War: For Sweets? 39:43 War for the BUCKET (yes, really) 40:28 Jenkins' Ear: "He insulted us!" 41:28 The Pig Called a Fight 41:41 War of the Soup Bowl: Attack for the Spoon 42:20 How to Get into the Iceberg of Stupid Wars? - 🎵 All music used under Creative Commons / royalty-free licenses. Attribution provided. Ambient Drone | Tension by Alex-Productions    • Dark Ambient Drone Background music | Roya...   Music promoted by onsound.eu/ Music: "Strange, Strange..." by Farya Faraji Used with permission.    • Belisarius - Epic Byzantine Music   Temple Of Endless Sands by Darren Curtis | https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Desert Caravan by Aaron Kenny Music promoted on https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ The Legend of Narmer by WombatNoisesAudio |   / user-734462061   Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Labyrinth of Lost Dreams by Darren Curtis | https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ Music promoted on https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... The Grid by Savfk |    / savfkmusic   Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Deep Space by Alex-Productions |   / alexproductionsmusic   Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/locran/iterations License code: PNDQU5OOIR3MKFHD Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/tobias-voigt/par... License code: LEK97YKB63FYDSJI = Link to the previous iceberg -    • Айсберг ДИНОЗАВРОВ   = ⚠️ This is not an ordinary documentary. This is an iceberg of the dumbest, most stupid, and senseless wars in human history. Conflicts started over a pig, fish soup, and even a piece of sugar candy. If you like the style of Netcore, Topless, Creepy Show, and trashy stories with dark humor, you've come to the right place. 📉 In this video: Iceberg of the dumbest wars (from Bucket to Emu) Dark irony, a trashy documentary A story in the style of Netcore and Topless 🎥 The video was created in the spirit of: netcore, topless, creepy show, brain time, trash doc, creepy story, iceberg video, iceberg story, trashy popular science, documentary horror. #stupid_wars #iceberg #history #blackhumor #trashdoc #netcore #topless #creepyshow