We Split The Party 😱 #Funny #DnD #ParodyMusic

#RPGMusic #FantasyMusic #GuildSong #GuildAnthem #AdventureMusic #EpicFantasy #GuildLife #RPGMusic #DnDMusic #TabletopMusic #BardSong #FantasyAnthem #MarchingAnthem #EpicSong #SwordsAndSorcery #FantasyAdventure #RPGSoundtrack #DungeonCrawl #QuestMusic #OriginalSong #IndieMusic #EpicVibes #FantasyWorld #GuildHall #OneForAll #DnDMusic Main Channel - @SwampDogGames Livestreams - @SwampDogLivestreams Shorts - @SwampDogShorts Funny Clips - @SwampDogClips ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 📧Marketing/business/sponsorship inquiries, email [email protected] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 💖 Support the Channel by sharing with family and friends💖 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Video made with: vizzy.io Audio: Suno Lyrics: Written, arranged, and edited by me ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Verse 1] We were five against the darkness, torches burning bright The dungeon map was simple, just a left turn and a right But the Rogue said "I'll scout ahead," the Wizard said "I'll stay" The Cleric wandered off to pray and the Ranger lost his way [Chorus] We split the party, oh what fools we were Now the Bard is fighting solo and his hit points are a blur We split the party, broke the sacred rule Now we're dying one by one like a bunch of level-two fools [Verse 2] The Rogue found thirty goblins in a room he can't escape The Wizard triggered every trap while searching for his cape The Cleric's out of spell slots talking to a cave wall shrine And the Ranger's been seduced by a mimic dressed in twine [Chorus] We split the party, oh what fools we were Now the bard is fighting solo and his hit points are a blur We split the party, broke the golden rule Rolling natural ones forever, we deserve it, we're the tool [Bridge] The DM's laughing, rolling dice behind the screen This is the worst tactical disaster that she's ever seen She didn't plan for five encounters running all at once But she's not gonna stop us, we're her favorite bunch of dunce [Verse 3] The Rogue is playing dead, the Wizard's down to cantrips now The Cleric's praying to a god who won't return his vow The Ranger married the mimic, said it felt like fate And the Bard? The Bard wrote this song outside the dungeon gate [Chorus] We split the party, and we paid the cost Three characters retired, and a ranger's love was lost We split the party, never again we swore ...until next week at the table when we split up... on floor four [Outro] "Okay but what if I just check that one room real quick?" "NO."