Ranking All 96 Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Courses! -- Morkez Marihser

Hello, YouTube! Mario Kart. History Time! Mario Kart 8 was announced in June 2023 and released in May 2014. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was teased in October 2016, announced in January 2017, and released in April 2017. The Booster Course Pass was announced in February 2022. Waves 1 through 6 were released in March 2022, September 2022, December 2022, April 2023, July 2023, and November 2023 respectively. Isn't history fun? Anyway there are 96 courses in this goddamn game and ranking them all is something I'd been planning since after I made my prediction video. It was always this looming giant in front of me but I was undeterred. I didn't just prepare to rank everything, I didn't just check and re-check my rankings over and over, I had to go back to the other Mario Kart games (yes, even Super Circuit) to make sure I knew what to expect. The only thing I DIDN'T do was dive into the leaks as that's not how I do things. (Or play the Arcade games, Home Circuit, Tour...what do you think I'm CRAZY or something!?!? ...don't answer that.) And if anyone tries to make a Schaffrillas comparison, reply to them in the comments with "a three minute egg must boil for three minutes", that'll show 'em. Special thanks to WhiteBladeZero for peer reviewing and helping me improve a few jokes, timing, and so for.    / @whitebladezero   Special thanks to Alan Peterson for helping me render. The guy deserves your support.   / alanpeterson97   ----- Here are my prediction videos: After Wave 1:    • Predicting the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Booster...   After Wave 3:    • Updating My Booster Course Pass Prediction...   Here's a five-man Final Smash ranking:    • Every Single Final Smash Ranked -- S.W.A.M...   Here's a ranking of every single Mega Man platformer and JRPG:    • Ranking Every Single Mega Man Platformer (...   Here's what your favorite Pokémon Champion says about you:    • What Your Favorite Pokémon Champion Says A...   ----- FOOTAGE FROM TomSka Videezy dorcetperceptions Nintendo YouTube channel RetroArchive JonTronShow pacattack04082 ORIGINAL MUSIC FROM Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Mario Kart Wii REMIXES BY TheLegendofRenegade 8-Bit Covers Pop Media Productions Harmony of Heroes Mario Kart 8, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Booster Course Pass, the Mario Kart franchise, the Super Mario franchise, the Nintendo Switch, and all related items are owned and published by Nintendo. This is a work of analysis and is not associated with any of those companies. I own nothing. #MarioKart8Deluxe #Ranking #MorkezMarihser #NintendoSwitch #Top96 #BoosterCoursePass