Canned Bread - Weird Stuff In A Can #152 (Also: Bonus Canned Jam)

Bread isn't weird, obviously, but it's quite unusual to find it in a can. In Japan, they have it! If you liked the found poem, and you'd like to see someone do it much better than I ever could, take a look here:    • Dave Gorman:  Outrage at Replacing the Que...   The canned bread came from here: https://starrymart.co.uk/ (I paid £6.75 I think, but the price has gone up to £9.60 since I bought it) The canned jam came from here: https://www.sanza.co.uk/ (and cost £3.95) The chestnut paste was bought locally - the product is: Crème de Marrons - made by Clement Faugier