The May 5th Conspiracy (Judge Judy Soundboard Prank Call)

Today we will attempt to close the book on one of Judge Judy's most stupefying cold cases. Which one of the "geniuses" told him that $800 didn't BUY representation on May 5? It won't be a festive Cinco de Mayo as Her Honor cross examines law firms to perform her duties as judge, Judy, and executioner.