Trollin In Trade [WoW Parody]

Parody of "Cooler Than Me" by Mike Posner. If you say you've never trolled trade chat, then you're missing out. It's a lot more fun than it should be, and I've done it quite a few times myself. My personal favorite troll? When there's a discussion about girls in WoW. I throw is "Please, girls don't play WoW." Wait for girls to start saying 'I'm a girl and I play WoW', 'I'm a girl', 'I'm a girl hunter' or whatever. Give them some time to feel all special. Then say, "Oops, typo, I meant to write 'Girls don't play WoW well.'". It's cute to see them get allllll upset. I've had people tell me that I'm just mad because my balls haven't dropped or I don't have any hair on my chin or my girlfriend dumped me. I never reveal that I'm actually a girl. I'm sure all of you have seen the answer to "Guiz, how do I leave a (pvp) team?" be " /gquit". I reference that one too. =) But, here's a song to all the victims of trade. Trade doesn't really hate you, we're just trying to have fun. Letomi "Trollin in Trade" If I could write you a song, to teach you all the hooks I would have to write hundreds of 'em Or a book I used up all my tricks, I hope you laugh at this but you probably won't, you fell for trollin' in trade you always PUG your raids and you changed your name so nobody knows you You fell for trollin' in trade and you say that girls play You curse me out all day and its probably cuz, you fell for trollin' in trade you know some grammar you're the king of spelling and you don't seem to get that It ain't sh*t. and you don't know, the way that you look, when your al- ways so mad bro shh! I got you, all figured out, and I know what to say to make you crazy on the keyboard You talk like a pro, you play serious and you know none of us if I could write you a song, Guess I'd have to explain Why it's fun to see you get so angry At a game I used up all my tricks, I hope you laugh at this but you probably won't, you fell for trollin' in trade You threw a guild away and you act ashamed but you did it again Victim of trollin' in trade Next time you log on to play you should Remember my name So that you won't respond and fall for trollin' in trade you got your caps on you say you'll report and you seem so upset that they're laughing and you don't know, the way that you look, when your al- ways so mad bro shh! I got you, all figured out, and I know what to say to make you crazy on the keyboard You talk like a pro, you play serious and you know none of us 'Cause it sure seems ('Cause it sure seems) You think that you know (That you think you know) But we all see (We all see) LOL Y U SO MAD BRO? (Bro) if I could write you a song, but that would be a bore You are cuter when you type that /ignore I used up all my tricks, I hope you laugh at this but you probably won't, You fell for trollin' in trade you always PUG your raids and you changed your name so nobody knows you You fell for trollin' in trade and you say that girls play You curse me out all day and its probably cuz, you fell for trollin' in trade