HOT YANDERE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! [Yandere][Kidnapping][Very Willing Listener]

"HOT YANDERE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!" That's what the ad says, but it's too... strange to be true, right? Well you are suddenly proved wrong when you actually answer the ad and get to pick from a selection of yanderes to take home. The salesperson is all too eager to tell you in detail about every last one. In fact, the salesperson seems a bit too eager in general... Original creator Yan-con