Salem Witch Trials & *Contest*! (Britney Spears' "Toxic" Parody)

The #witches in #Salem weren't real, but the evil that happened because of it was. ENTRY INTO CONTEST IS CLOSED. The winner will be revealed next week. Thank you for your incredible response. Hundreds of students entered.! Something’s happening in Salem Massachusetts, has a problem There are witches, I’ve seen them No, it’s not fake. They are real Us Puritans, we know that demons They’ll steal your soul, take possession Started with Tituba Slave is haunting Minister’s daughter Niece is also fraught Elizabeth Parris and Abigail Are barking and rolling over Sarah Good, Goody Osburn hauled to jail ‘Cause the the girls said that both Of them were Salem Witches But that should be the last we hear ‘bout Salem Witches Hundreds accused, in jail, they’re put They wrote their names in the Devil’s book So what if there is no proof Women are most blamed But also men are witches its claimed Even dogs are framed Could this be the stress of Salem’s divide Between families boiling over Puritanical pressure day and night No, it’s much more likely that there are Salem witches And if you are accused just claim others are witches So many Salem witches Hi everyone. Cotton Mather here with a foolproof way to see if witchcraft is involved. Simply bake a witch’s cake, feed it to a dog, And if the dog acts possessed, you’ve got a witch. It’s a simple recipe. Hi everyone. Cotton Mather here with a foolproof way to see if witchcraft is involved. Simply bake a witch’s cake, feed it to a dog, and if the dog acts possessed, you’ve got a witch. It’s a simple recipe Nineteen found guilty and hung to die One crushed by rocks he was under Finally, Governor Phips says alright Maybe actually there are no Salem Witches Trials are over now Accused are free now The dead’s names are cleared now But they’re still dead now We must remember how This was all allowed By frightened people, wow!