Peggle Blast (iOS, 1.0.0 Beta) Longplay

I was made aware of this beta by my friend Mary (@azumadeline) on Twitter. Thankfully, she was allowed to publicly share the link to the .ipa hosted on iPhoneOS Obscura, and I pledged to run through the entire thing to test it. That was a mistake. This was a miserable experience. Peggle Blast was STILL the shittiest Peggle all the way back then. TIMESTAMPS: 0:00:00 Loading screen 0:00:58 Tutorial 0:02:18 Level 1 (Howdy!, Bjorn's Introduction) 0:04:02 Level 2 (Sprial Slide) 0:05:05 Level 3 (Super Guide, Go!, first level with Green Pegs) 0:07:23 Level 4 (The Hatchery, first level with Phoenix Eggs) 0:08:40 Level 5 (Free Bird) 0:09:56 Level 6 (Long Shots!) 0:11:11 Level 7 (Hump Day) 0:13:14 Level 8 (Do Tell) 0:15:07 Level 9 (Round n Round [sic]) 0:16:40 Ball "Purchase" Softlock 0:21:51 Level 10 (Buffalo Wings) 0:24:02 Level 11 (Gem Drops, first level with Rainbow Gems) 0:24:15 Perpetual Motion Softlock 0:28:10 Level 12 (Rainbow's End) 0:31:00 Level 13 (The Letter, Fnord's Introduction) 0:33:04 Level 14 (Breaking In) 0:40:04 Level 15 (Fnord Duel!) 0:42:42 Level 16 (Extreme!, Jimmy Lightning's Introduction) 0:44:38 Level 17 (Bouncy Time!) 0:48:42 Level 18 (Spiral of Doom) 0:50:12 Level 19 (Cups) 0:51:48 Level 20 (ICU, first level with Oiled Pegs) 1:09:20 Level 21 (Wiggles) 1:11:10 Level 22 (Timing is Key) 1:12:27 Level 23 (Ramps) 1:15:08 Level 24 (Fire Dance) 1:16:54 Level 25 (Snow Balls) [i forgot to edit my long pause :/] 1:21:12 Level 26 (Phoenix Rising) [another pause looool] 1:24:03 Level 27 (In the Round) 1:25:17 Level 28 (Hot Wings) 1:27:43 Level 29 (Egg Drop) 1:29:53 Level 30 (Fnord's Revenge 1:32:34 Level 31 (Bang Up Job!, Kay Bluey's Introduction) 1:36:22 Level 32 (Gnome Trouble, first level with Oil Gnomes) 1:39:04 Level 33 (Flower Garden) 1:44:16 Level 34 (Windmills) 1:46:52 Level 35 (Blossoming) 1:50:36 Level 36 (Ra Deal) 1:52:29 Level 37 (Swoops) 1:59:13 Level 38 (Slip n Slide [sic]) 2:04:05 Level 39 (Sticky Icky) 2:13:33 Level 40 (Open And Close) 2:16:07 Level 41 (Bombs n Bling [sic]) 2:24:04 Level 42 (Caught Ya [sic]) 2:27:18 Level 43 (Timing) 2:29:46 Level 44 (Waterfalls) 2:32:31 Completion