Mi novia dijo EL AMOR ES CIEGO, SI NO, NO ESTARIA CONTIGO, ERES HORRIBLE todos sus amigos se RIERON
My girlfriend tried to make fun of me by saying I was ugly, but I told her she was just after my money.
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My wife said at family dinner MEN USED TO BE TOUGHER NOW THEY CRY OVER AN AFFAIR
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Esposa mía, acabemos con esto para el lunes para que seas libre de estar con tu amante sin remor
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My girlfriend said, "You're disposable. I have better suitors than you, so do what I say."
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Mi esposa me envió un mensaje de texto a las 10 p. m.: "El auto se averió cerca de la casa de mi...
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Mi esposa puso los PAPELES DE DIVORCIO sobre la mesa y dijo ACEPTA A MI AMANTE O TERMINAMOS
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My girlfriend said I WISH I HAD MET SOMEONE LIKE YOU, BUT WITH A GOOD BODY she wanted to humiliat...
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My girlfriend posted "I JUST MET THE ONE" during her girls' trip, I CANCELLED all the credit cards
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"I'm sleeping with my friend, don't wait up for me," my fiancée texted me 48 hours before the wed...
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Una semana antes de la boda, descubrí que mi prometida le decía a su ex que solo se casaba conmigo..
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Para mis padres, mi hermano era el legado familiar. Yo era el plan B, hasta que el abuelo puso...
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Salve a mi novia de la BANCARROTA y ahora ME DEJO POR OTRO, ella dijo NUNCA TE PEDI QUE LO HICIERAS
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My girlfriend said WOMEN ARE IN CHARGE NOW so I replied YOU CAN'T BE A FEMINIST, YOU DEPEND ON ME
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Cuando le dije a mi esposa que no volara a Hawái con ocho de sus viejos amigos de la secundaria
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I'M THE BAD GUY FOR KICKING MY IN-LAWS OUT OF MY HOUSE BECAUSE THEY WANTED ME TO SUPPORT THEM
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I saved the family business from bankruptcy and my father gave me $50. "Any idiot can code,"
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"No me toques esta noche" — Dije "Nunca más" y me fui. Mi esposa abogada intentó tenderme una trampa
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I sent a message to the family group chat: “My son’s surgery is at 6 a.m. — I need someone...
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Saqué a mi novia de las deudas y le ayudé a reconstruir su vida. Pero luego dijo: «Por fin puedo...
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My girlfriend posted "I'M AVAILABLE, MY IDIOT BOYFRIEND DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY, I sold the apartme...
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