The Haters Guide to the 2026 MLB Season: NL All-Star Break Edition

And now we get to the back half of the Major Leagues. The NL has two tiers of team: The Dodgers and everyone else. Who can take them down? Who can conjure powers unseen to the naked eye and defeat this behemoth? The National League has more than a few suitors eager to try. The NL East has become quite interesting to watch over the past month. The NL Central is pretty much loaded with intrigue and the undead alike. The NL West has morphed into the Dodgers and their vassal states. It's kind of sad. What happens from here? Hoist your cones and prepare for a feast... depending on the franchise you root for.