SPICY STOOL SOUFFLE | DEUCE | GREATEST SHITS #soul #soulmusic #poop

[Verse 1] Thanksgiving night was bad Too much stuffing and bread Shouldn't of had that pumpkin pie My rectum is dead Cranberry sauce was awful Mashed potatoes were too When I ate a piece of turkey My sphincter was through [Pre-Chorus] Shoulda spent my time with family Watched a football game or two Instead I sat there screaming There were razors in my poo [Chorus] Have you ever shit your brains out From a dinner you enjoyed Have you ever clogged a toilet up As you stared into the void Did you ever have that moment When you thought you'd pass away Cause your starfish made a big pot Of that spicy stool souffle [Verse 2] A Christmas ham and Santa That was all the house would need Had a serving then a second plate When I felt my anus bleed Everybody round the table Yeah they kind of looked concerned I was laughing like a psychopath Cause the diarrhea burned [Pre-Chorus] Shoulda spent my time with family Watched a football game or two Instead I sat there screaming There were razors in my poo [Chorus] Have you ever shit your brains out From a dinner you enjoyed Have you ever clogged a toilet up As you stared into the void Did you ever have that moment When you thought you'd pass away Cause your starfish made a big pot Of that spicy stool souffle [Break] [Pre-Chorus] Shoulda spent my time with family Watched a football game or two Instead I sat there screaming There were razors in my poo [Chorus] Have you ever shit your brains out From a dinner you enjoyed Have you ever clogged a toilet up As you stared into the void Did you ever have that moment When you thought you'd pass away Cause your starfish made a big pot Of that spicy stool souffle