DOJ Fails To Redact Thousands Of Secret Epstein Family Recipes | Onion News Network
Critics argue the Department of Justice's latest document release fails to protect the anonymity of countless recipes passed down through generations of Epsteins which were never meant to be seen by the general public. Become an Onion member while it's still optional: https://membership.theonion.com/?camp...

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