RUDE: UFO Did NOT Probe Me! | Episode 182

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are invading the world of alien abductions, UFO sightings, Goldie Hawn’s emotional alien encounter, and discuss what WE BELIEVE aliens actually look like. Naturally, this leads to Jersey Shore clips, Area 51 theories, and a VERY open invitation for aliens to come on the podcast with final edit approval. (If yall are reading this out there please email our team or respond via crop circle, whichever is easiest for you. We know you're busy.) Then, Counselor Jonathan covers the heart stopping news story of a CPR instructor who legit had a real-ass heart attack while teaching students how to respond to one. Plus a nationwide SCAM involving mysterious packages sent from a sketchy sender named Davve (with two Vs)... This story hits home because COUNSELOR ZACHARIAH has been selected to be SCAMMED! Can you believe?! This episode was edited and mixed by Kevin Betts. 🏕️Watch More Camp Counselors🏕️ ➜ Bigfoot and Other Things We Need to Discuss:    • I Dream of Jeannie and I Dream of Bigfoot ...   ➜ The Zack & Cody Scam:    • The Zack & Cody Scam | Camp Counselors Pod...   ➜ Fish Tank Water in the Lip Gloss:    • I Put Fish Tank Water in my Coworker's Lip...   🛶 CAMP SONGS 🛶 Camp Songs Youtube Playlist:    • Camp Songs   🦅Support + Extras🦅 Looking for today’s sponsors, Zachariah’s live tour tickets, or our bonus Patreon episodes? Find it all here: https://www.campcounselorspodcast.com... Submit your stories for Trail Mix and listen to Camp Counselors wherever you get your podcasts! ⏱️Timestamps⏱️ 0:00 - You Need to Watch First Wives Club 5:50 - Celebrity Alien and UFO Encounters 20:02 - Good Chop 21:14 - Revolve Man 22:19 - Progressive Insurance 23:19 - EMT Instructor Has Heart Attack, His Students Save Him 30:36 - The Mysterious White Package Scam Explained 38:25 - Embarrassed at Self-Checkout 45:28 - There Are Not Enough Fish Tanks in Public Spaces 48:48 - Shopify 50:08 - IM8 51:18 - Thrive Market 52:25 - Love for the "Previously On" Recap 56:29 - Grocery Store Sheet Cakes Are Deeply Underrated 59:24 - Brazil by Declan McKenna 1:04:20 - Mexico Honey by Kacey Musgraves 📝 Works Cited 📝 ➜ Goodyear, Sheena. "Wisconsin EMT Saves Man Having Heart Attack on His Way to Pick Up His Own Medication." CBC Radio, 2026. Accessed 19 May 2026. ➜ Kraus, Jennifer. "Brushing Scam Sends Hundreds of Mysterious White Packages to Mailboxes and Porches Across the Country." NewsChannel 5, n.d. Accessed 19 May 2026.