Here Comes The Manimal | Professional Wrestling Entrance for The Manimal

Wrestling Entrance Music for The Manimal Written & Performed by Keith Varney Contact Keith: [email protected] www.keithvarneywriter.com MUSICALS: I GOT FIRED: A SORT OF TRUE REVENGE MUSICAL Book, Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney Director: Steve Bebout An aspiring writer spends six years working in a soul-crushing cubicle. When an evil new boss takes over, he is forced to make a decision that gets him fired. With security guards & everything. Based on a true-ish story. Some names have been changed to protect the guilty. THE ROAD HOME Book, Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney Eighteen years after a tragedy broke them apart, famous musician Matthew returns home to repair his relationship with his childhood best friend Carrie who is running an impossible campaign to be the first black woman ever to represent her district in 1980 North Carolina. SVU: THE MUSICAL Book, Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney An unauthorized parody of a certain legendary long-running NBC series about spectacularly horrible s*x crimes. BLOODY BLOODY JESSICA FLETCHER: A MUSICAL PARODY Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney Book: Josh Lamon, Kevin Zak & Philip Taratula Director: Dan Knechtges The tiny town of Cabot Cove Maine has a murder rate that makes Darfur seems like Pleasantville. Not to worry, a geriatric novelist has come to save the day. ELWAY: THE MUSICAL Book, Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney John Elway loves football. John Elway loves the Denver Broncos. Can he win the Superbowl and save the city of Denver? A comedic fable about the sheer awesomeness of professional football & the awesomeness of musical theater. THE OTHER SEX Book: Keith Varney Lyrics: Keith Varney & Jillian Louis Music: Jason Debord & Keith Varney The gender tables get turned. JOSHUA: THE MUSICAL Book: Thomas Hallett​ Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney (as Theo Carver) Based on the novel by Joseph Girzone & the Bristol Bay Productions Film A mysterious man shows up in the small town of Auburn & changes everything. PLAYS: TEN TIMES I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I WAS AUTISTIC By Keith Varney Keith should have known that he was autistic, but he didn’t figure it out until he had a divorce under his belt and a potbelly over it. Through ten obvious warning signs he ignored, Keith pieces together the ways that being neurodivergent has shaped the course of his entire life – even if he was not-so-blissfully unaware of it. UNSOLICITED By Keith Varney Finally fed up with rejection, a timid college professor quits his job and starts cleaning toilets at a prestigious regional theater in order to trick them into reading his masterpiece. But when his play is miraculously fast-tracked to Broadway, his dreams spin out of control when a professional wrestler is cast as his leading man. Other Stuff Keith Made: BOOKS: The Dead Circle (Apocalpytic Zombie Horror): https://www.amazon.com/Dead-Circle-Ke... Beneath the Snow (Apocalpytic Horror): https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01... The Farmer and the Two-Faced Lord (Picture book parody): https://www.amazon.com/Farmer-Two-Fac... MUSIC: Momentum (Debut Album):   / momentum   PODCASTS: Keith & Mike Watch Star Trek Deep Space Nine:    • K&M Watch Deep Space Nine   Look at My Star Trek Toys (Action Figure Review Show)    • Star Trek Toys   Out of Practice Podcast (Episode Recap & Review of The Practice) https://anchor.fm/outofpracticepodcast Wisdom of One (Comedy D&D) https://anchor.fm/wisdomofone