Shane Gillis Roasts 18th Century Doctors, Underwater Escapes & Creepy James Joyce

The dawgs are back on the Patreon and Shane Gillis goes full "sicko mode" doing Hell Week in an 83-degree gym with broken AC. The boys discuss the ultimate dad move: hiding underwater and shadowboxing like Ali just to get 30 seconds of peace from the family. They pivot to classic literature, recounting a wildly inappropriate James Joyce story about a creepy old man jerking off by a tree, before debating whether they'd rather lose a finger or an eye in a UFC fight. Finally, they roast ancient medicine, where doctors would literally bloodlet Alexander Hamilton's mom just to cure her "farts". Pure brain rot.