Changing 2 Burnt Out Light Bulbs Downstairs with Major Freakshow

2 bulbs in the downstairs burnt out and needed to be replaced. I attempted to throw out the spoiled bulbs, but since nothing can be normal around here, the wastepaper basket threw the bulb back at me and it shattered all over the floor, making a simple procedure take almost a half hour for a stupid reason. At least it provided some good comedy.