Poor Chubby Waitress Texts the Mafia Boss by Mistake — Minutes Later, Black SUVs Surround Her House

Eleven hours on her feet, a tired joke meant for a coworker, and one wrong contact — if you're really who everyone thinks you are, somebody close to you is stealing a fortune. By the time her leftovers were warm, three black SUVs were idling outside her house. The man who stepped out said her joke was something he'd been trying to figure out for four months. Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the copyright act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favour of fair use.