Verdeau Bugle Flugelhorn conversion - Here's your Soprano Tuba

Decided to buy me some French variant of the Coronavirus. So here you go. Here's the closest thing you're going to find to a Soprano Tuba. It has a tessitura so low that it wants to play non-existent notes. The low timbre gives it a harsh, struggling sort of tone quality. On the bright side, it's as capable of good intonation as any other Flugelhorn of this vintage and it's insanely loud. 7.5" bell, .431" bore, using Curry 1HFLD-F Nothing particularly valuable was harmed in the creation of this abomination.